Tifa - Because the author couldn't think of anything else for us to do. And she decided to spoof the show Friends.
Cait-Yeah - At least she could have written a way out of here. From the looks of it there is none
Yuffie - This sucks. I want to get out of here and get some more Materia.
Vincent - Good luck.
Red XIII - Don't you mean steal?
Yuffie - Oh Shut up.
Barrett - Come on. We've got to escape and track down Sephiroth.
Cid - How bright guy. You heard Cait. There's no way out.
Barrett - I don't care. I'm gettin out of here.
Aeris - Let us know the minute you succeed.
Cloud - Aeris! You're alive!
Aeris - I sure am. The author decided to bring me back for this story.
Tifa - But that's not fair. I thought the author liked me best. She even named her web page after me, Vincent and my bar.
Aeris - I guess not.
Tifa - See if I say anything nice about her again.
{(poof)}
Cloud - Tifa. Where'd you go?
Aeris - She insulted the author and was erased from the story.
Yuffie - Lucky stiff.
Cloud - No. It's not the same without Tifa.
Aeris - You've still got me Cloud.
Sephiroth - Not for long however.
Cloud - This is getting worse by the minute. First we loose Tifa. Then Sephiroth shows up. What could happen next?
Hojo - What am I doing here?
Cloud - I had to open my big mouth.
Elena - Here are the cups of coffee you ordered.
Barrett - Well,I couldn't find a way out of here nohow. Say why are Hojo and Sephiroth here?
Red XIII - It's all Cloud's fault.
Cloud - Hey. I'll admit Hojo being here was my fault. But the author of this insane story brought Sephiroth here.
{(poof)}
Aeris - No. Now Cloud's gone.
Elena - Is anyone going to drink the coffee I made?
Yuffie - Not unless we have a death wish.
Elena - But I spent hours just making it!
Sephiroth - I'll have one.
Barrett - Well we won't haf ta worry about killin Sephiroth now.
Cait Sith - That's for sure. The minute he drinks that he's a goner.
Elena - Hey. My coffee's not that bad.
Cid - Are you crazy. It's green for gods sake.
Sephiroth - Ack. Gag. Wheeze.
Barrett - Ya see. It's killin him.
Elena - Well it doesn't seem to be affecting Hojo in any way.
Hojo - Actually it's quite delicious.
Cid - Now we all know how twisted Hojo really is.
Red XIII - God, look at Sephiroth now.
Yuffie - Is he suppose to be twitching that much?
Cid - Look at the way his eyes are bulging.
Barrett - For the first time I actually feel sorry for the guy. That's not the way you expect a war hero to die.
Yuffie - And he was so good looking too.(sniffs)
Vincent - Have you forgotten that he wanted to take over the world and rule it as a god.
Yuffie - I don't care. He was a lot better looking than Cloud was.
Aeris - How can you say that? Cloud's a lot better looking than Sephiroth.
Yuffie - There's no comparing the two. Sephiroth was way better looking than Cloud.
Aeris - That's it. Now you die.
Reno - All right. A cat fight.
Red XIII- Why are you here?
Reno - Don't you know that the Turks stick together?
Aeris - (Stops fighting)That means that Tseng is here?
Tseng - Aeris. (Hearts in eyes)
Aeris - Tseng.
Elena - Grrr.(purposely dumps coffee on Tseng's lap)
Tseng - AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Elena - I guess I showed you. (Walks away)
Aeris - Are you okay?
Tseng - I am because you're here.
Yuffie - God. I think I'm going to be sick.
Aeris - Why? We're not moving.
Yuffie - Stupid airhead.
Tseng - Don't call Aeris an airhead.
Yuffie - Why not? Everyone knows she is one.
Zack - That's for sure.
Aeris - Zack! You're alive too! (Hugs him)
Tseng - GRRRR.
Zack - I'm glad to see you too. (Hugs Aeris)
Vincent - I think I know how we can escape.
Yuffie - You do? How?
Vincent - I'll transform into my Chaos form and break down a wall.
Barrett - Good idea. Go for it.
Vincent - Okay. Here I go. (Changes into Chaos form and destroys wall)
Barrett - Good work Vincent. (Smiles at hole in wall)
(Building suddenly collapses on group)
(Five hours later)
Barrett - Great job Vincent. (looks over at Vincent from his hospital bed)
Vincent - Hey. How was I supposed to know the building we were trapped in was condemmed?